1. Sayu Yagami
2. Watari (Quillish Wammy)
3. Shuichi Aizawa
4. Mello (Mihael Keehl)
5. Touta Matsuda
6. Near (Nate River)
8. Naomi Misora
9. Soichiro Yagami
11. L Lawliet
12. Light Yagami
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
I know there must be several, but I've never read any.
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Not really, though I know others find him super hot. I find him emotionally charged, unstable and wildly impulsive, always throwing his morals and caution to the winds.
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Light got Naomi pregnant?!?!?! I smell trouble.
Raye Penber would hunt him down and have him convicted for being Kira as well as a rapist. Though Naomi's reaction would depend on whether or not it was consensual. Maybe she got tired of Raye's chauvinism.
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Not really. None which were focussed on him, at least.
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Watari/Near!!!!! Is this a joke?!
The aging founder of the prestigious institution of Wammy's House and L's youngest pre-pubescent genius successor? You tell me.
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Matsuda/Soichiro or Matsuda/Rem!!!!! Oh my fucking goodness.
Soichiro's a mentor, father figure and maybe prospective father-in-law to him. Rem is an unimaginable supernatural shinigami who's out to kill anyone on the task force who poses a threat to Misa. At least what Matsuda has in common with Soichiro is affection for Sayu, and what he has in common with Rem is a liking for Misa. *shot*
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Ryuk walked in on Light and Watari having sex?!?!?! *flails arms*
He'd snort and guffaw at how the sexual activities of humans are so weirdly interesting, and just loll about.
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.
Aizawa/Rem!!!! What the hell?!?!
"The Kira investigation had taken a toll on him, distancing him from family. He couldn't have a fulfilling relationship with another human and meet their expectations under such taxing circumstances. However, meeting a shinigami's expectations is relatively easier." *facepalm*
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
I highly doubt it. They never even met in the canon. One was manipulated and murdered by the other's brother. Nothing fluffy about that.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Ryuk/Light?!?!?! Holy crap!
"Bored Without You" *headdesk*
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Mello deflowers Sayu? Thank you, canon.
"Mello's mafia gang kidnaps Sayu to use her to bargain for the Death Note. Mello threatens to defile her before killing her, in case the task force takes too long to hand over the notebook. Getting impatient, he acts on the first part of his promise." This would be extremely tragic.
12) Does anyone of your friends read Three het?
There's barely any such thing in the fandom, so I doubt it.
13) Does anyone of your friends write or draw Eleven?
90% of Death Note fanfiction and fanart is based on him. Dunno about my friend list, though.
14) Would anyone of your friends write Two/Four/Five?
Blow me. I hope not.
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
"I'LL DIE FOR MISA!!!!!" I did NOT need that mental image. *gasp*
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
"She's a Soldier Too"
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Warnings: Incest, underage sex, ruthless mind games, enemy slash, violent sexual abuse, abuse of toys for sexual purposes, loss of innocence, helpless female victim caught in crossfire for male dominance
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
For Rem on Watari?!?!?
"Your seniority deters me from killing you." *runs away*
19) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Recently. He made love to L in the shower *wicked smile*
20. What is Six's super secret kink?
Stripping his toys and making them shag each other. Possibly him shagging L, as that would be perverse symbolism.
21. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Would L shag Soichiro?!?!?! *chokes and splutters*
Never. So the influence of alcohol is out of the question. Don't ask why.
22. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Probably the shinigami. And then I write my own name in the Death Note.
23. "(1) and (9) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). " Suggest a title for this fic.
"Sayu and Soichiro are in a happy relationship, until Soichiro runs off with Mello. Sayu, broken hearted, has a hot one night stand with L, and a brief unhappy affair with Light, then follows the wise advice of Matsuda and finds true love with Aizawa."
Title: Whoever Wrote This Is A Sick Fuck
24. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
I'd write off Death Note as an crappy series with illogical inter species sex for sleazy humour.
-Death Note Quiz-
1. Who are your favourite Death Note characters?
L, the world's most legendary detective & Light, the world's greatest criminal mastermind. Everyone else follows.
2. Name your favourite Death Note pairings.
LightxL (seme!Light & uke!L) is my OTP for this fandom, and in general I find uke!L delicious. Provided he's kept in character.
3. Are you a Yaoi Death Note fan or a Hentai Death Note fan?
Generally yaoi, though I wouldn't mind well written het.
4. Ever cosplayed Death Note characters?
Never had the chance to cosplay as such, but would love to imitate L's mannerisms once in a while.
5. List your collection of Death Note junk and merchandise, if any:
Just a bunch of pictures saved on my computer... Not only can't I afford a treasure trove of merchandise, but it's not available to me either.
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Death Note character?
The most desirable ones are either too cool or too complex to successfully handle a relationship.
7. Near/Matt or Mello/Near?
Neither really. I like Near and Mello as characters, but I'm uninterested in yaoi that involves them. And Matt? He barely exists in the anime.
8. Light/Misa or L/Misa?
Light/L, though L/Misa would be a good source of entertainment!
9. Do you think Matt's death was fair?
I was entirely indifferent to him. Much more significant characters died much more tragic deaths, eg. Naomi Misora, but the fandom is obsessed with this guy who appears for about 20 seconds.
10. Why do you think Mello helped Near out in the end?
He probably realised that his nature was complementary and supplementary to that of Near's, and he wanted to boost L's legacy. Idealistic answer, I know.
11. Do you support Kira's theory in making the world better by using the Death Note and killing off the bad people?
It's very flawed and delusional idealism which could have unintended adverse consequences if not executed with integrity and clarity of mind.
12. Your favourite Wammy kid?
13. Are you Pro-Kira or Anti-Kira?
To be very honest, I started off as being a Kira supporter. Until he became a dictator, killing petty criminals without verifying their guilt and also innocent people who got in his way.
14. Have you seen all Death Note episodes so far?
Every single one, including the Death Note Relight OVAs!
15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
I haven't actually read the manga, but since I've heard the ending is slightly different, I might read that.
16. Do you believe Misa has ADD?
No. Sure she may not pay attention to anything else if Light happens to be in the vicinity or if her thoughts are preoccupied with his well being, but she doesn't suffer from ADD.
17. Sub or Dub?
I've only heard the English dub, and I find the performances superlative. Brad Swaile (Light) and Alessandro Juliani (L) are superb!
18. Pro-Misa or Anti-Misa?
Neither really. I just found her interesting to observe, and like most others, she's crucial to the plot.
19. Lidner = Near's side or Mello's?
She was accountable to Near and followed his orders, but she seemed to trust Mello.
20. Do you even know who BB is?
Absolutely! I've downloaded The BB Murders. He's one of L's greatest adversaries, after Kira.
21. L = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?
The sexiest nerd in anime!
22. Which character would be the best cross dresser?
I'll go with the most obvious and say Mello. Other than that nobody else is really androgynous.
23. Mikami = Weird or Awesome?
Ridiculously, blindly, foolishly devoted and delusional.
24. Which character would be the best OOC?
L. He's appealing in every way. Whether he's being adorable and amusing and eccentric. Or serious and ambitious and eccentric. His theme songs highlight both moods.
25. Do you like Death Note fanfics?
Well characterised, well worded, well paced, well planned? Yes. And bonus for uke!L.
26. Do you write Death Note fanfics?
Perhaps I will. Humourous drabbles based on the characters' eccentricites.
27. Do you like lemons?
Well handled and well characterised, of course. Bonus for uke!L.
28. Do your parents know about the Death Note characters?
They aren't interested, but I can try my luck.
29. Have you watched the Death Note Abridged Series?
A few silly clips here and there.
30. Have you seen The Death Note fanflashes?
A few hilarious fanflashes here and there!
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Death Note?
Yes indeed! Both inside and outside the family!
32. Have you ever been drawing Death Note in school and has someone recognized it?
I've just doodled L's signature alphabet on my university notes.
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Death Note and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'
I'm pretty discreet *smirk*
34. Has Death Note affected your school life and grades?
I just hope that I can be as good a student as L and Light, though that's impossible!
35. Are you broke thanks to Death Note?
36. Do you want to own a Death Note?
Never. I'd never be able to handle the immense pressure of owning such an incredible weapon, using it correctly and regularly while keeping it a secret from others, and it would take a toll on my life. Besides, I'd dissolve into nothingness after death.
37. Do you wish the series had ended differently?
No! I'll never try to fix something that's far, far from being broken. But yes, the series became much less appealing after the exit of the most popular character, L.
38. Do you draw Death Note fanart?
Yes, I started doing fanart by sketching L and Light. I need to practise a lot, though.
39. Is Mello still sexy, even though half his face is covered with his scar?
Mello is a highly intriguing character, but unlike most other fans, I don't find him sexy as such. Scars or no scars.
40. Do you have a Death Note OC?
No way! Fanmade characters could never match up to the original characters.
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Death Note has taken over your life?